








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 632 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 285 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6177 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,563 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4439 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5858 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 3199 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2067 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,983,384 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | やまつきฅ●ω●ฅ | 51% | 37 |
| #2 | Aqukinn<3 | 50% | 115 |
| #3 | O口O | 48% | 495 |
| #4 | Libra | 48% | 442 |
| #5 | CopyBear | 47% | 698 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Libra | 2046 | 0.22 | 65 min |
| #2 | O口O | 1712 | 0.17 | 40 min |
| #3 | Qing | 1416 | 0.17 | 38 min |
| #4 | CopyBear | 632 | 0.04 | 17 min |
| #5 | Aqukinn<3 | 341 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | やまつきฅ●ω●ฅ | +3.22 | 87 | 42 |
| #2 | CopyBear | +1.95 | 76 | 52 |
| #3 | Libra | +0.65 | 75 | 80 |
| #4 | CopyDoge | +0.57 | 60 | 45 |
| #5 | Qing | -0.52 | 53 | 65 |





