








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 450 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 562 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 134 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5914 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,748 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2663 | 17% |
| Smokes | 6580 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 3249 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3256 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,271,855 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vargsi | 50% | 171 |
| #2 | ghostiJ | 50% | 254 |
| #3 | TittenDachs | 48% | 274 |
| #4 | o'O Lukkii .-. | 48% | 63 |
| #5 | Meinhart Esrohr | 47% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TittenDachs | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Vargsi | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | ghostiJ | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Meinhart Esrohr | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | loviatar | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ghostiJ | 857 | 0.16 | 28 min |
| #2 | Meinhart Esrohr | 344 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #3 | TittenDachs | 273 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | o'O Lukkii .-. | 87 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | Vargsi | 77 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ghostiJ | +2.64 | 71 | 72 |
| #2 | Vargsi | +2.34 | 80 | 36 |
| #3 | ZidoHDx | +2.09 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | loviatar | +2.01 | 76 | 61 |
| #5 | o'O Lukkii .-. | +1.30 | 87 | 49 |





