








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 374 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2697 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,453 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1521 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2735 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2478 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1719 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,173,718 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 226 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luchte | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | ⚔ rahz!! | 51% | 146 |
| #3 | ☘ Thibauultt | 51% | 102 |
| #4 | ♆Grumpy.♆ | 44% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luchte | 59% | 29 |
| #2 | ⚔ rahz!! | 51% | 146 |
| #3 | ☘ Thibauultt | 51% | 102 |
| #4 | ♆Grumpy.♆ | 44% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚔ rahz!! | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Luchte | 4 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | ☘ Thibauultt | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | ♆Grumpy.♆ | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☘ Thibauultt | 169 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #2 | ⚔ rahz!! | 140 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | Luchte | 133 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | ♆Grumpy.♆ | 79 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luchte | +2.36 | 83 | 78 |
| #2 | ⚔ rahz!! | +1.29 | 81 | 64 |
| #3 | Lauurenss | +0.07 | 59 | 55 |
| #4 | ☘ Thibauultt | -0.47 | 48 | 68 |
| #5 | ♆Grumpy.♆ | -1.62 | 47 | 73 |





