








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 723 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 472 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 233 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6067 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,144 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3380 | 18% |
| Smokes | 5835 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4989 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4940 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,473,275 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ DenHoed | 58% | 31 |
| #2 | ♆Grumpy.♆ | 56% | 81 |
| #3 | ☘ Thibauultt | 55% | 75 |
| #4 | ✪ 𝕽𝖊𝖒☁™ | 55% | 33 |
| #5 | Lauurenss | 51% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ☘ Thibauultt | 55% | 75 |
| #4 | ✪ 𝕽𝖊𝖒☁™ | 55% | 33 |
| #5 | Lauurenss | 51% | 146 |
| #6 | Luchte | 51% | 43 |
| #7 | Azur | 51% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☘ Thibauultt | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Luchte | 5 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | ♆Grumpy.♆ | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | ✪ 𝕽𝖊𝖒☁™ | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | ✪ DenHoed | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luchte | 188 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | Lauurenss | 163 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | Azur | 137 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | ☘ Thibauultt | 130 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | ♆Grumpy.♆ | 127 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ DenHoed | +1.92 | 78 | 59 |
| #2 | ⚔ rahz!! | +1.34 | 79 | 62 |
| #3 | Luchte | +0.86 | 82 | 75 |
| #4 | ✪ 𝕽𝖊𝖒☁™ | +0.36 | 69 | 57 |
| #5 | Lauurenss | -0.27 | 57 | 54 |





