








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
757 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 688 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 220 | 32% |
| Smokes | 233 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 191 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 44 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $157,107 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 109 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jamesjrcsgolotto | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | bùn bé | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | shoe barnacle 24 | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | ddog231 | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | fortnite gamer | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | shoe barnacle 24 | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | ddog231 | 40% | 5 |
| #5 | fortnite gamer | 36% | 28 |
| #6 | ✌︎(ツ)っ | 35% | 48 |
| #7 | ink | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✌︎(ツ)っ | 7 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | shoe barnacle 24 | 6 | 0.0260 |
| #3 | fortnite gamer | 4 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | jamesjrcsgolotto | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #5 | ddog231 | 1 | 0.0098 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fortnite gamer | 89 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | ✌︎(ツ)っ | 64 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | jamesjrcsgolotto | 60 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | ink | 32 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | bùn bé | 31 | 0.18 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bùn bé | +2.15 | 81 | 56 |
| #2 | WHACKO | +2.10 | 74 | 42 |
| #3 | jamesjrcsgolotto | +0.77 | 61 | 60 |
| #4 | ink | +0.00 | 85 | 68 |
| #5 | fortnite gamer | -0.94 | 45 | 60 |





