








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 909 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 480 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6808 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,525 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7931 | 29% |
| Smokes | 7963 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7308 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 4323 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,470,490 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 851 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Kordalinge | 52% | 283 |
| #7 | KANTAAR | 46% | 97 |
| #8 | Magikarp. | 46% | 39 |
| #9 | marmulax | 43% | 35 |
| #10 | oliv | 39% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tao | 17 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Kordalinge | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Magikarp. | 7 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | Martine | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Ankou | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tao | +2.65 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | TorixX.production | +2.00 | 79 | 74 |
| #3 | Ankou | +1.75 | 73 | 70 |
| #4 | oliv | +0.58 | 70 | 58 |
| #5 | KANTAAR | -0.22 | 73 | 62 |





