








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 325 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1034 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,400 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 411 | 17% |
| Smokes | 440 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 994 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 555 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $780,809 of utility $290 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Lord Keke | 50% | 8 |
| #6 | Lagger | 49% | 114 |
| #7 | zinx | 48% | 52 |
| #8 | Affe | 44% | 16 |
| #9 | Ducky | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LATEX LEBBEN | 2 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Lagger | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | zinx | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Lord Keke | 1 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LATEX LEBBEN | +5.13 | 66 | 72 |
| #2 | Huggebror (: | +2.71 | 83 | 54 |
| #3 | zinx | +2.57 | 77 | 71 |
| #4 | Lagger | +1.96 | 71 | 73 |
| #5 | Lord Keke | +1.87 | 71 | 59 |





