








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 65 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
533 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,440 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 927 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1169 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 821 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 523 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $364,128 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Julsu | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | img | 48% | 58 |
| #3 | iggesworld | 45% | 31 |
| #4 | Ady | 44% | 45 |
| #5 | ylijumala | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Ady | 44% | 45 |
| #5 | ylijumala | 42% | 12 |
| #6 | jesm!es. | 41% | 17 |
| #7 | bE3r | 40% | 89 |
| #8 | norznorz6 | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ady | 4 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | bE3r | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | img | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Julsu | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | norznorz6 | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | img | 474 | 0.38 | 13 min |
| #2 | bE3r | 147 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Julsu | 105 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | iggesworld | 52 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ady | 45 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jesm!es. | +3.93 | 58 | 75 |
| #2 | Ady | +3.57 | 81 | 53 |
| #3 | Julsu | +1.89 | 44 | 72 |
| #4 | iggesworld | +1.25 | 63 | 63 |
| #5 | bE3r | -0.00 | 41 | 64 |





