








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 310 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2036 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,797 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4612 | 39% |
| Smokes | 3379 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1363 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 2443 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,127,959 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | funk | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | Julsu | 61% | 90 |
| #3 | iggesworld | 60% | 107 |
| #4 | jesm!es. | 60% | 87 |
| #5 | norznorz6 | 59% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | olkku | 47% | 15 |
| #11 | ylijumala | 44% | 34 |
| #12 | Photaque | 43% | 44 |
| #13 | homonaamio420 | 41% | 34 |
| #14 | juhoristoaukusti | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ady | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Julsu | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | iggesworld | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | jesm!es. | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Photaque | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Julsu | 243 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | bE3r | 185 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Ady | 175 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | iggesworld | 152 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | jesm!es. | 147 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | funk | +5.45 | 73 | 76 |
| #2 | Ady | +3.86 | 78 | 51 |
| #3 | jesm!es. | +2.88 | 59 | 67 |
| #4 | iggesworld | +0.50 | 67 | 59 |
| #5 | homonaamio420 | +0.50 | 37 | 59 |





