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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 344 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1513 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,468 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1756 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1450 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1125 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1137 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $743,290 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 298 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kyuu ツ | 64% | 50 |
| #2 | KaMi | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Shinju | 57% | 42 |
| #4 | #Osok' | 56% | 43 |
| #5 | Skylher | 54% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iche | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | #Osok' | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Skylher | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Shinju | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Grim | 2 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iche | 288 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | Shinju | 214 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #3 | JaG † | 181 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #4 | BiZ*(k) | 148 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kyuu ツ | 131 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iche | +2.74 | 82 | 73 |
| #2 | Shinju | +1.57 | 72 | 80 |
| #3 | BiZ*(k) | +1.19 | 75 | 74 |
| #4 | wallee | +1.13 | 75 | 67 |
| #5 | Skylher | +0.90 | 68 | 67 |





