








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
115 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 156 | 33% |
| Smokes | 157 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 95 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 58 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $38,854 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Troppah | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Elmo | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | L8 | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | zamp121 | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | TheDuck | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Troppah | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Elmo | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | L8 | 46% | 13 |
| #4 | zamp121 | 33% | 3 |
| #5 | TheDuck | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheDuck | 1 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L8 | 62 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #2 | TheDuck | 16 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #3 | Elmo | 9 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | zamp121 | 6 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | Troppah | 5 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zamp121 | +2.86 | 46 | 65 |
| #2 | LASSE | +2.39 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | Elmo | +0.09 | 52 | 60 |
| #4 | L8 | -0.54 | 36 | 77 |
| #5 | TheDuck | -4.64 | 23 | 47 |





