








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 62 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1154 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,653 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 164 | 6% |
| Smokes | 1003 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 761 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 725 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $177,092 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hasbulla Daddy❤ | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | Lance | 53% | 110 |
| #3 | Moto Moto | 53% | 120 |
| #4 | LYRECO | 52% | 114 |
| #5 | MC | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hasbulla Daddy❤ | 60% | 15 |
| #2 | Lance | 53% | 110 |
| #3 | Moto Moto | 53% | 120 |
| #4 | LYRECO | 52% | 114 |
| #5 | MC | 49% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lance | 20 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | LYRECO | 10 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Moto Moto | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | MC | 5 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lance | 474 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #2 | MC | 156 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | Moto Moto | 105 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | LYRECO | 100 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Hasbulla Daddy❤ | 42 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moto Moto | +2.77 | 69 | 49 |
| #2 | Lance | +2.58 | 58 | 66 |
| #3 | MC | +0.78 | 54 | 66 |
| #4 | Hasbulla Daddy❤ | +0.57 | 64 | 52 |
| #5 | ❤ ɳo<3 | -0.34 | 48 | 25 |





