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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
200 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 279 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 41 | 15% |
| Smokes | 52 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 143 | 51% |
| Molotovs | 43 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $46,290 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 14 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlyingÜwe | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | Blut für Cremê | 75% | 12 |
| #3 | WOLFKUN | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | Tǝʞʞ ★ | 46% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlyingÜwe | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | Blut für Cremê | 75% | 12 |
| #3 | WOLFKUN | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | Tǝʞʞ ★ | 46% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tǝʞʞ ★ | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | FlyingÜwe | 1 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tǝʞʞ ★ | 113 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | FlyingÜwe | 11 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | Blut für Cremê | 9 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | WOLFKUN | 7 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlyingÜwe | +5.32 | 66 | 61 |
| #2 | Tǝʞʞ ★ | +4.38 | 81 | 69 |
| #3 | Blut für Cremê | +0.39 | 51 | 58 |
| #4 | WOLFKUN | -0.79 | 73 | 55 |
| #5 | Smacktooo | -7.49 | 25 | 16 |





