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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 32 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 15 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
159 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 304 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 56 | 18% |
| Smokes | 89 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 124 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 35 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $86,196 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kursat_Aga | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | OG | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | Havnor | 43% | 14 |
| #4 | OraO | 42% | 19 |
| #5 | cemal madanoglu | 33% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OraO | 79 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | Daiya | 77 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | OG | 30 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Havnor | 20 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kursat_Aga | 17 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cemal madanoglu | +0.92 | 77 | 54 |
| #2 | Daiya | +0.42 | 71 | 59 |
| #3 | Kursat_Aga | +0.30 | 65 | 58 |
| #4 | pavi10 | -0.12 | 61 | 39 |
| #5 | OraO | -0.39 | 55 | 71 |





