








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 412 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1959 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,028 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2627 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1449 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2178 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1774 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $509,312 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 283 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mäntä | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | misso | 51% | 45 |
| #3 | Communist Doggo | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | Tu0v1n3n | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mäntä | 55% | 11 |
| #2 | misso | 51% | 45 |
| #3 | Communist Doggo | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | Tu0v1n3n | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tu0v1n3n | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Communist Doggo | 99 | 0.38 | 3 min |
| #2 | misso | 63 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | Tu0v1n3n | 39 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mäntä | 26 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | misso | +1.77 | 71 | 52 |
| #2 | Communist Doggo | +1.42 | 62 | 84 |
| #3 | KISSO | +1.09 | 69 | 64 |
| #4 | Mäntä | -1.41 | 42 | 66 |
| #5 | Tu0v1n3n | -1.61 | 59 | 54 |





