








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 476 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 491 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4652 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,360 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5114 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6847 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4990 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6409 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,847,223 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 181 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skydotwav | 52% | 52 |
| #2 | Kanna-Peche | 51% | 424 |
| #3 | Boba Fox | 47% | 213 |
| #4 | MrBonzei | 39% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skydotwav | 52% | 52 |
| #2 | Kanna-Peche | 51% | 424 |
| #3 | Boba Fox | 47% | 213 |
| #4 | MrBonzei | 39% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanna-Peche | 44 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | Boba Fox | 15 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | MrBonzei | 5 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanna-Peche | 1303 | 0.15 | 40 min |
| #2 | Boba Fox | 615 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #3 | MrBonzei | 135 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Skydotwav | 119 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanna-Peche | +2.06 | 81 | 64 |
| #2 | Skydotwav | +1.04 | 81 | 59 |
| #3 | MrBonzei | -0.43 | 57 | 52 |
| #4 | Boba Fox | -0.46 | 63 | 67 |
| #5 | Ban Mirage | -1.29 | 52 | 71 |





