








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1359 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1732 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 211 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 111 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




87 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15622 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 80,336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 25358 | 32% |
| Smokes | 20037 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 15746 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 19195 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,383,218 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3423 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Papst.# | 45% | 398 |
| #6 | Wheel Cher | 45% | 147 |
| #7 | ☠👑The༒End👑☠ | 44% | 162 |
| #8 | Nero | 43% | 185 |
| #9 | JL™ | 40% | 197 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fidel | 15 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Papst.# | 14 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | HumPs | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | ☠👑The༒End👑☠ | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Nero | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fidel | +2.73 | 73 | 64 |
| #2 | Sierra | +1.67 | 56 | 76 |
| #3 | Papst.# | +1.20 | 84 | 67 |
| #4 | HumPs | +1.18 | 76 | 63 |
| #5 | ☠👑The༒End👑☠ | +0.32 | 75 | 67 |





