








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 322 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 374 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3970 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,945 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3276 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3594 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4775 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3300 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,507,930 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fex | 15 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Stizze | 12 | 0.0047 |
| #3 | approves | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Lavida^Hoyt | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Gecko Zenin | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fex | 571 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | Gecko Zenin | 366 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | .dNL! | 365 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #4 | Stizze | 344 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | approves | 325 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ninjadanne | +1.94 | 69 | 61 |
| #2 | Svackan | +1.72 | 72 | 62 |
| #3 | Gecko Zenin | +1.16 | 67 | 69 |
| #4 | fex | +0.94 | 75 | 63 |
| #5 | HSP LilForce♕ | +0.88 | 63 | 73 |





