








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 485 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 163 matches | ||
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 97 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4913 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,006 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6712 | 42% |
| Smokes | 4654 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 731 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 3909 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,799,472 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 154 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QQuaLLe | 78% | 37 |
| #2 | Kiko | 61% | 119 |
| #3 | Kayzen "DJ8" | 59% | 94 |
| #4 | 13* | 57% | 125 |
| #5 | MPR | 54% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 13* | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | MPR | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | QQuaLLe | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Kiko | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Kayzen "DJ8" | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kiko | +4.73 | 87 | 51 |
| #2 | QQuaLLe | +4.59 | 75 | 77 |
| #3 | Kayzen "DJ8" | +1.15 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | Dark | +0.04 | 74 | 61 |
| #5 | MPR | -1.82 | 57 | 42 |





