








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 18 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
946 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 640 | 30% |
| Smokes | 612 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 311 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 547 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $329,479 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maxuel | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Ninja ♥ | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | LUKE | 58% | 26 |
| #4 | H0NeST | 57% | 7 |
| #5 | Sava9e | 52% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Freak Nasty | 50% | 14 |
| #8 | Winky Face ;) | 43% | 7 |
| #9 | carN | 43% | 7 |
| #10 | traekS | 39% | 18 |
| #11 | not from 63rd | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sava9e | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Ninja ♥ | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | LUKE | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Winky Face ;) | 1 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | Maxuel | 1 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sava9e | 215 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | Ninja ♥ | 78 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | LUKE | 68 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Freak Nasty | 43 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | not from 63rd | 35 | 0.24 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Freak Nasty | +1.94 | 77 | 60 |
| #2 | Maxuel | +1.93 | 90 | 66 |
| #3 | H0NeST | +1.54 | 79 | 52 |
| #4 | Sava9e | +1.52 | 77 | 80 |
| #5 | zeep | +1.34 | 87 | 56 |





