








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1163 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 599 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 228 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




152 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8995 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 52,088 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13596 | 26% |
| Smokes | 14859 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 13159 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 10474 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,533,628 of utility $67 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3487 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | readZ_ | +2.39 | 81 | 76 |
| #2 | Sei_mein_Hirsch | +2.11 | 74 | 54 |
| #3 | Schmille @Himalaya | +1.68 | 58 | 69 |
| #4 | Ягода хорош | +1.14 | 90 | 46 |
| #5 | 𝓘𝓷𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓽𝓾𝓼 | +0.87 | 80 | 74 |





