








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Esplay | 7 matches | 1,678 | |
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1964 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,480 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1096 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1024 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 669 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 691 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $406,484 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 220 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JUNi0R` ♛ ♥ | 52% | 83 |
| #2 | Ossa | 51% | 127 |
| #3 | sawnyg | 51% | 138 |
| #4 | Andeleandele §yodieGANG | 49% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JUNi0R` ♛ ♥ | 52% | 83 |
| #2 | Ossa | 51% | 127 |
| #3 | sawnyg | 51% | 138 |
| #4 | Andeleandele §yodieGANG | 49% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sawnyg | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Ossa | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | JUNi0R` ♛ ♥ | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Andeleandele §yodieGANG | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sawnyg | 382 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | Ossa | 174 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | JUNi0R` ♛ ♥ | 105 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Andeleandele §yodieGANG | 30 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vAGNILD | +4.09 | 67 | 51 |
| #2 | JUNi0R` ♛ ♥ | +0.70 | 42 | 58 |
| #3 | Ossa | -0.89 | 49 | 66 |
| #4 | sawnyg | -1.33 | 46 | 56 |
| #5 | Andeleandele §yodieGANG | -3.44 | 18 | 54 |





