








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 180 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2561 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,631 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1375 | 12% |
| Smokes | 2798 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4033 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 3425 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $721,630 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JeNnY | 73% | 22 |
| #2 | Kitsune | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Remus Lupin | 49% | 90 |
| #4 | sancho.panzer | 48% | 40 |
| #5 | [STEN] | 45% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JeNnY | 73% | 22 |
| #2 | Kitsune | 59% | 17 |
| #3 | Remus Lupin | 49% | 90 |
| #4 | sancho.panzer | 48% | 40 |
| #5 | [STEN] | 45% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [STEN] | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | sancho.panzer | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remus Lupin | 219 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | [STEN] | 214 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | sancho.panzer | 104 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | JeNnY | 22 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kitsune | 22 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remus Lupin | +2.68 | 69 | 60 |
| #2 | sancho.panzer | +2.64 | 66 | 64 |
| #3 | JeNnY | +2.39 | 76 | 56 |
| #4 | Kitsune | +1.37 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | [STEN] | +1.05 | 64 | 69 |





