








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 574 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 435 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 186 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4306 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,227 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1194 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1713 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 4737 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 3583 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,099,738 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khaleesi ♡ | 52% | 29 |
| #2 | DOBZ | 48% | 248 |
| #3 | SCHNEE | 47% | 32 |
| #4 | SAUNASKILLED | 46% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khaleesi ♡ | 52% | 29 |
| #2 | DOBZ | 48% | 248 |
| #3 | SCHNEE | 47% | 32 |
| #4 | SAUNASKILLED | 46% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DOBZ | 31 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | SAUNASKILLED | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | SCHNEE | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DOBZ | 1006 | 0.19 | 30 min |
| #2 | SCHNEE | 179 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #3 | SAUNASKILLED | 173 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Khaleesi ♡ | 66 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SCHNEE | +4.57 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | DOBZ | +2.91 | 81 | 77 |
| #3 | SAUNASKILLED | +0.19 | 56 | 70 |
| #4 | JeNnY | -1.21 | 75 | 41 |
| #5 | Khaleesi ♡ | -1.64 | 46 | 52 |





