








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 58 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2085 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,607 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2327 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2505 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2953 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2822 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $982,891 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wajja | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | LassT | 49% | 37 |
| #3 | The green oompa loompa | 46% | 41 |
| #4 | Hugh Mungus | 43% | 172 |
| #5 | knudesen | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lil Minutnudel | 292 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #2 | Hugh Mungus | 230 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | Whiffmaestro | 101 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | LassT | 96 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Upsekrat | 91 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hugh Mungus | +4.89 | 74 | 66 |
| #2 | LassT | +3.52 | 88 | 52 |
| #3 | knudesen | +1.64 | 78 | 66 |
| #4 | Wajja | -0.35 | 61 | 56 |
| #5 | Upsekrat | -0.67 | 53 | 50 |





