








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 683 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2323 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,309 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1387 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1888 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2393 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2641 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,044,862 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AyJay™ | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | pablitooS_ | 52% | 31 |
| #3 | Fragles | 51% | 37 |
| #4 | Kubala | 47% | 53 |
| #5 | Satori | 46% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shaggy | +5.44 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | Fragles | +4.82 | 76 | 73 |
| #3 | crazy_karol | +2.61 | 42 | 54 |
| #4 | AyJay™ | +2.18 | 83 | 56 |
| #5 | Satori | +2.08 | 65 | 70 |





