








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 553 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3930 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1040 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1731 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2340 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2940 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,048,647 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1045 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DhoklaSense BAITERlevel10 | 36 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Ryunis | 17 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | lords | 15 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Serniee | 11 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | ★salty | 11 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryunis | 498 | 0.26 | 11 min |
| #2 | Toofani | 477 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | DhoklaSense BAITERlevel10 | 474 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #4 | Ghost | 350 | 0.29 | 10 min |
| #5 | Serniee | 293 | 0.12 | 7 min |





