








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 599 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3597 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,043 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1601 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2058 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2876 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1508 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,188,591 of utility $329 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xyz | 56% | 57 |
| #2 | Fuckboy Todd | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | Witkacy | 50% | 185 |
| #4 | Kocikmeister | 50% | 84 |
| #5 | Adam102 | 50% | 308 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adam102 | 21 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Witkacy | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Don Grande Lubek | 9 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | Haruś | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Kocikmeister | 6 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adam102 | 486 | 0.08 | 13 min |
| #2 | Kocikmeister | 337 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | Haruś | 193 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | xyz | 137 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Fuckboy Todd | 118 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adam102 | +4.99 | 89 | 64 |
| #2 | Don Grande Lubek | +4.31 | 76 | 67 |
| #3 | Kocikmeister | +0.95 | 56 | 79 |
| #4 | Mów mi Wuju! | +0.61 | 75 | 45 |
| #5 | xyz | +0.32 | 57 | 66 |





