








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 267 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
769 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,363 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 742 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1093 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 776 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 752 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $398,395 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | varro | 60% | 57 |
| #2 | DustyxWind | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | Siu__Fat | 54% | 41 |
| #4 | ming5ming | 54% | 41 |
| #5 | -ArYu- | 51% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | LAMBABY | 50% | 12 |
| #8 | KuGoo | 50% | 20 |
| #9 | WaiBun | 44% | 9 |
| #10 | Novel | 43% | 14 |
| #11 | i go to school by bus | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -ArYu- | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | varro | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | KuGoo | 1 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Novel | 1 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | LAMBABY | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | varro | 242 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | -ArYu- | 139 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | ming5ming | 126 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | Siu__Fat | 109 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | DustyxWind | 34 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | varro | +4.41 | 79 | 73 |
| #2 | maxloo2 | +1.83 | 63 | 52 |
| #3 | ming5ming | +1.21 | 61 | 51 |
| #4 | DustyxWind | +1.03 | 67 | 69 |
| #5 | i go to school by bus | +0.47 | 82 | 53 |





