








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
516 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,733 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 294 | 17% |
| Smokes | 344 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 717 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 378 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $167,277 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anton! | 39% | 18 |
| #2 | siskosbroidi | 36% | 42 |
| #3 | Bajamaja | 32% | 28 |
| #4 | Ron Al Dinho | 25% | 4 |
| #5 | ♕Nahkajare | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anton! | 39% | 18 |
| #2 | siskosbroidi | 36% | 42 |
| #3 | Bajamaja | 32% | 28 |
| #4 | Ron Al Dinho | 25% | 4 |
| #5 | ♕Nahkajare | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siskosbroidi | 13 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | Anton! | 3 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | siskosbroidi | 88 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #2 | Bajamaja | 51 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Anton! | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | Ron Al Dinho | 7 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | ♕Nahkajare | 7 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♕Nahkajare | +9.41 | 93 | 73 |
| #2 | Anton! | +6.31 | 66 | 54 |
| #3 | Ron Al Dinho | +6.16 | 86 | 59 |
| #4 | siskosbroidi | +0.09 | 41 | 60 |
| #5 | Aarre | -1.88 | 27 | 51 |





