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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1132 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,635 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 304 | 8% |
| Smokes | 888 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1463 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 980 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $757,065 of utility $271 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | zlaJFarn | 57% | 69 |
| #6 | 野兽先生 | 56% | 25 |
| #7 | RashyyXx | 56% | 9 |
| #8 | gromzie | 51% | 49 |
| #9 | 236317589 | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zlaJFarn | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | gromzie | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | RMG | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | 野兽先生 | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | valz | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RMG | 107 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | gromzie | 90 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | valz | 86 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | zlaJFarn | 70 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | 野兽先生 | 61 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 236317589 | +2.80 | 76 | 76 |
| #2 | RMG | +2.33 | 84 | 59 |
| #3 | 野兽先生 | +1.13 | 89 | 66 |
| #4 | Teea | +0.44 | 59 | 51 |
| #5 | zlaJFarn | +0.33 | 81 | 61 |





