








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1334 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1190 | 16% |
| Smokes | 1843 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2518 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 1906 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $837,956 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tay | 56% | 157 |
| #2 | I dispense wisdom | 56% | 70 |
| #3 | mrtn | 56% | 133 |
| #4 | easor | 51% | 51 |
| #5 | Ephickz | 49% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I dispense wisdom | 8 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | mrtn | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | easor | 4 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Tay | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | GSHunter | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ephickz | 1059 | 0.32 | 20 min |
| #2 | Tay | 404 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | mrtn | 332 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | GSHunter | 152 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | I dispense wisdom | 125 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mrtn | +4.34 | 79 | 73 |
| #2 | I dispense wisdom | +1.31 | 54 | 64 |
| #3 | GSHunter | +0.87 | 64 | 68 |
| #4 | Denethor II. | +0.26 | 64 | 62 |
| #5 | easor | +0.23 | 83 | 55 |





