








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 172 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 349 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4789 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,521 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5789 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5157 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4578 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2997 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,383,581 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 302 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☘︎✸ThE ReBe✸☘ | 59% | 75 |
| #2 | Damianolin | 54% | 111 |
| #3 | GunFuPuppy | 52% | 405 |
| #4 | paula | 52% | 482 |
| #5 | Spoktyy | 51% | 366 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spoktyy | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | paula | 5 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | Damianolin | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | AnVu | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | GunFuPuppy | 1 | 0.0001 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spoktyy | 742 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #2 | AnVu | 367 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #3 | paula | 201 | 0.02 | 5 min |
| #4 | GunFuPuppy | 139 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #5 | Damianolin | 104 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GunFuPuppy | +2.29 | 85 | 42 |
| #2 | hodaki | +1.77 | 70 | 71 |
| #3 | AnVu | +0.95 | 72 | 67 |
| #4 | Spoktyy | +0.66 | 74 | 56 |
| #5 | novyTM | -0.78 | 76 | 61 |





