








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 379 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8578 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,351 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1480 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2420 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4128 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 1323 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,899,439 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 438 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☘︎✸ThE ReBe✸☘ | 57% | 63 |
| #2 | Damianolin | 55% | 98 |
| #3 | Spoktyy | 54% | 358 |
| #4 | paula | 53% | 444 |
| #5 | hodaki | 52% | 405 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hodaki | 1135 | 0.13 | 34 min |
| #2 | Spoktyy | 760 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #3 | AnVu | 288 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | paula | 161 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #5 | Damianolin | 91 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GunFuPuppy | +2.36 | 85 | 42 |
| #2 | hodaki | +1.63 | 69 | 71 |
| #3 | AnVu | +0.88 | 71 | 65 |
| #4 | Spoktyy | +0.66 | 74 | 57 |
| #5 | Damianolin | -1.52 | 69 | 44 |





