








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 335 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 146 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2805 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,322 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5056 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3003 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4908 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2355 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,492,243 of utility $246 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 863 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | painiac | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | 𝕭𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖞 | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | bapelsiN | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | REPO | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Johnny2Time | 3 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝕭𝖊𝖊𝖋𝖞 | 590 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | painiac | 542 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #3 | bapelsiN | 346 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | Johnny2Time | 239 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | REPO | 204 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | painiac | +3.75 | 89 | 72 |
| #2 | bapelsiN | +3.25 | 68 | 70 |
| #3 | Johnny2Time | +1.98 | 86 | 68 |
| #4 | kernan | +1.75 | 80 | 63 |
| #5 | KvackiS | +1.61 | 82 | 75 |





