








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 381 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3109 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,385 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4238 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3239 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2671 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2237 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,127,276 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 276 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | epRaa | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | M4GIC | 64% | 78 |
| #3 | Beastyツ | 63% | 35 |
| #4 | FunBob | 60% | 91 |
| #5 | Kristian.709 | 55% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Beastyツ | 63% | 35 |
| #4 | FunBob | 60% | 91 |
| #5 | Kristian.709 | 55% | 29 |
| #6 | lijger33🐯 | 51% | 47 |
| #7 | bazu | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4GIC | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | lijger33🐯 | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | FunBob | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Kristian.709 | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4GIC | 252 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #2 | FunBob | 147 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | bazu | 115 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kristian.709 | 87 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | epRaa | 63 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | epRaa | +3.27 | 89 | 72 |
| #2 | M4GIC | +2.11 | 62 | 72 |
| #3 | Xtreem | +1.34 | 71 | 65 |
| #4 | FunBob | +0.57 | 70 | 67 |
| #5 | Beastyツ | -0.77 | 64 | 58 |





