








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 434 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4106 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3950 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4217 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 5526 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1908 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,596,033 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1506 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xtreem | 60% | 91 |
| #2 | M4GIC | 57% | 89 |
| #3 | Kristian.709 | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | Beastyツ | 54% | 41 |
| #5 | lijger33🐯 | 51% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | M4GIC | 57% | 89 |
| #3 | Kristian.709 | 56% | 41 |
| #4 | Beastyツ | 54% | 41 |
| #5 | lijger33🐯 | 51% | 43 |
| #6 | TheSerbianBadger ✪ | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lijger33🐯 | 6 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | M4GIC | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Kristian.709 | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Xtreem | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xtreem | 388 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #2 | M4GIC | 309 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #3 | Kristian.709 | 108 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Beastyツ | 68 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | TheSerbianBadger ✪ | 50 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M4GIC | +1.80 | 63 | 70 |
| #2 | Xtreem | +0.62 | 68 | 68 |
| #3 | FunBob | +0.22 | 67 | 63 |
| #4 | Beastyツ | -0.34 | 62 | 60 |
| #5 | Kristian.709 | -0.74 | 64 | 61 |





