








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2500 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,984 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3214 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2500 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2318 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2952 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $462,170 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 380 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noname | 62% | 69 |
| #2 | iWYO | 57% | 23 |
| #3 | Gerplay | 53% | 186 |
| #4 | meguntam lecsaltam gg go vali | 52% | 231 |
| #5 | SpTR | 46% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Gerplay | 53% | 186 |
| #4 | meguntam lecsaltam gg go vali | 52% | 231 |
| #5 | SpTR | 46% | 115 |
| #6 | _-_CeBroX_-_ | 45% | 53 |
| #7 | revans. | 44% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gerplay | 14 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | meguntam lecsaltam gg go vali | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | SpTR | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | _-_CeBroX_-_ | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | revans. | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gerplay | 482 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | meguntam lecsaltam gg go vali | 266 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | revans. | 192 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | _-_CeBroX_-_ | 154 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | SpTR | 57 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meguntam lecsaltam gg go vali | +2.14 | 76 | 42 |
| #2 | Gerplay | +0.78 | 56 | 55 |
| #3 | lev1 | +0.35 | 60 | 58 |
| #4 | _-_CeBroX_-_ | +0.24 | 82 | 59 |
| #5 | revans. | -1.33 | 72 | 44 |





