








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1905 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 188 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 136 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 73 matches | ||
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 131 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12983 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,946 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2584 | 9% |
| Smokes | 7426 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 10732 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 7204 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,229,751 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 805 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 익명 | +3.46 | 82 | 49 |
| #2 | emiliano | +2.45 | 90 | 55 |
| #3 | ✪ JTaylorIX | -1.01 | 54 | 52 |
| #4 | GM | -2.66 | 50 | 38 |
| #5 | wiggle | -5.19 | 24 | 33 |





