








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
955 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,757 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 801 | 46% |
| Smokes | 361 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 210 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 385 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $139,750 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | BejderTheBeast Skinport.com | 53% | 45 |
| #6 | voice_enable 0 | 50% | 6 |
| #7 | Kroell | 48% | 23 |
| #8 | SkillerJoe | 42% | 19 |
| #9 | Memes | 25% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BejderTheBeast Skinport.com | 227 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #2 | Kroell | 88 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | SkillerJoe | 79 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | Maztix | 41 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | T!G3R M!S | 40 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NeepEX :v | +3.02 | 91 | 64 |
| #2 | voice_enable 0 | +2.61 | 80 | 67 |
| #3 | BejderTheBeast Skinport.com | +1.13 | 61 | 83 |
| #4 | Memes | +0.11 | 98 | 44 |
| #5 | Kroell | -0.14 | 75 | 68 |





