








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 181 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 185 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2259 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,415 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1240 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1701 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1335 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1139 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,208,902 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | high confidence player | 50% | 119 |
| #2 | neegru | 47% | 121 |
| #3 | namseng | 47% | 154 |
| #4 | ACG Hakuna Matata | 45% | 132 |
| #5 | yung lam pet pet | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ACG Hakuna Matata | 21 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | namseng | 19 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | high confidence player | 11 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | neegru | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Mr.Beast | 8 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | high confidence player | 767 | 0.31 | 20 min |
| #2 | namseng | 678 | 0.21 | 16 min |
| #3 | ACG Hakuna Matata | 416 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #4 | neegru | 252 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | Mr.Beast | 102 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | namseng | +3.10 | 71 | 59 |
| #2 | ACG Hakuna Matata | +1.75 | 86 | 62 |
| #3 | high confidence player | +0.78 | 83 | 72 |
| #4 | yung lam pet pet | -0.19 | 58 | 46 |
| #5 | walk the bean | -0.72 | 48 | 55 |





