








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1771 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 1027 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




85 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10252 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 48,376 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17305 | 36% |
| Smokes | 12831 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 12451 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5789 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,132,662 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7589 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝚁.𝙸.𝙿. 💀 | 83% | 75 |
| #2 | DrGibbles | 72% | 65 |
| #3 | Harry Psalmsツ | 69% | 126 |
| #4 | FLUFFY PANDA | 68% | 85 |
| #5 | Ol Slappy | 67% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⓂⓇ.ⒻⓁⒶⒸⒸⒾⒹ | 25 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Ol Slappy | 22 | 0.0120 |
| #3 | Harry Psalmsツ | 7 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | kal el | 7 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | DrGibbles | 6 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DrGibbles | 245 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | kal el | 174 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | ⓂⓇ.ⒻⓁⒶⒸⒸⒾⒹ | 84 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | FLUFFY PANDA | 76 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | 𝚁.𝙸.𝙿. 💀 | 67 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝚁.𝙸.𝙿. 💀 | +4.55 | 99 | 69 |
| #2 | kal el | +4.12 | 86 | 80 |
| #3 | DrGibbles | +2.70 | 79 | 75 |
| #4 | Jordanlol | +1.89 | 63 | 68 |
| #5 | FLUFFY PANDA | +1.38 | 87 | 53 |





