








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 767 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 332 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5292 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,944 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4313 | 17% |
| Smokes | 8807 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 7778 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5046 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $424,104 of utility $34 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1065 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Handcode | 58% | 130 |
| #2 | โKing Geckoโ | 54% | 123 |
| #3 | Qdi | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Handcode | 58% | 130 |
| #2 | โKing Geckoโ | 54% | 123 |
| #3 | Qdi | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โKing Geckoโ | 21 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Handcode | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Qdi | 2 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | โKing Geckoโ | 133 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #2 | Qdi | 78 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | Handcode | 57 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Handcode | +2.99 | 67 | 49 |
| #2 | สษn๐. | +0.43 | 51 | 69 |
| #3 | โKing Geckoโ | +0.18 | 21 | 60 |
| #4 | Qdi | -1.63 | 13 | 72 |





