








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 525 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 115 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2371 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,395 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1161 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1798 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 960 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1476 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $730,809 of utility $202 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schub | 76% | 25 |
| #2 | BYRTzelele | 69% | 45 |
| #3 | AmeNo | 67% | 21 |
| #4 | Nicealy | 64% | 11 |
| #5 | Atlas | 63% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Twitch.tv/Leflokz - LIVE | 58% | 19 |
| #10 | Muffen | 50% | 20 |
| #11 | sportyred | 50% | 22 |
| #12 | retsev | 44% | 34 |
| #13 | 𝚂𝚞𝚖𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚜𝚎𝚗 | 40% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Høvisch | +2.51 | 66 | 59 |
| #2 | sportyred | +2.25 | 76 | 74 |
| #3 | Twitch.tv/Leflokz - LIVE | +1.96 | 76 | 82 |
| #4 | BYRTzelele | +1.80 | 74 | 61 |
| #5 | Schub | +0.42 | 48 | 56 |





