








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 422 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1654 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,737 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3929 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3274 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2169 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2365 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $556,275 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 214 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schub | 75% | 16 |
| #2 | BYRTzelele | 68% | 40 |
| #3 | Twitch.tv/Leflokz - LIVE | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | Jardin Phar | 60% | 92 |
| #5 | HΓΈvisch | 60% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Twitch.tv/Leflokz - LIVE | +3.02 | 75 | 79 |
| #2 | HΓΈvisch | +2.60 | 65 | 61 |
| #3 | sportyred | +2.14 | 76 | 66 |
| #4 | BYRTzelele | +2.03 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | Schub | +1.05 | 53 | 53 |





