








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 11 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6505 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,357 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8385 | 32% |
| Smokes | 7063 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4756 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 6153 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,080,815 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 827 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rain | +3.22 | 72 | 52 |
| #2 | func_vehicle | +2.72 | 77 | 56 |
| #3 | pogu | +2.39 | 78 | 70 |
| #4 | ๐ง โงโง500ms brain | +2.36 | 71 | 50 |
| #5 | dangle | +1.56 | 80 | 54 |





