








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1238 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 306 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10048 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,118 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7282 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3535 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3500 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3801 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,149,192 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1546 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘3 | 58% | 127 |
| #2 | 🧠 500ms brain | 57% | 58 |
| #3 | $ap | 56% | 142 |
| #4 | RJ | 54% | 89 |
| #5 | Gooby | 54% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pogu | 1151 | 0.23 | 26 min |
| #2 | Hogger | 670 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #3 | ✪ 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘3 | 540 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| #4 | $ap | 435 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #5 | RJ | 327 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .boral | +2.76 | 84 | 60 |
| #2 | $ap | +1.81 | 81 | 67 |
| #3 | choonk | +1.50 | 77 | 64 |
| #4 | 🧠 500ms brain | +1.13 | 74 | 52 |
| #5 | pogu | +1.12 | 77 | 68 |





