








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 846 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 240 | 28% |
| Smokes | 158 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 251 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 197 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $150,199 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Data ❤ | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | sft | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Rustyy | 47% | 43 |
| #4 | Skoit | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Data ❤ | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | sft | 50% | 4 |
| #3 | Rustyy | 47% | 43 |
| #4 | Skoit | 0% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rustyy | 7 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Data ❤ | 2 | 0.0148 |
| #3 | sft | 1 | 0.0099 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rustyy | 114 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Data ❤ | 22 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | sft | 12 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | Skoit | 7 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Data ❤ | +3.76 | 71 | 56 |
| #2 | Rustyy | +1.62 | 86 | 54 |
| #3 | Chyro | -2.11 | 75 | 53 |
| #4 | Skoit | -2.31 | 71 | 53 |
| #5 | sft | -3.32 | 73 | 59 |





