








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 604 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 559 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5573 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,967 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3568 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3419 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4196 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3784 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,382,753 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 403 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cr@mé | 52% | 155 |
| #2 | F0xy | 49% | 35 |
| #3 | Minicafardinhos | 45% | 223 |
| #4 | Gaouul | 45% | 477 |
| #5 | Bugs Bunny | 45% | 475 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Minicafardinhos | 45% | 223 |
| #4 | Gaouul | 45% | 477 |
| #5 | Bugs Bunny | 45% | 475 |
| #6 | Mc-Flyng* | 45% | 457 |
| #7 | Lily | 32% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bugs Bunny | 11 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Mc-Flyng* | 11 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | Gaouul | 9 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Minicafardinhos | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | cr@mé | 3 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mc-Flyng* | 1247 | 0.13 | 35 min |
| #2 | Gaouul | 626 | 0.06 | 15 min |
| #3 | Bugs Bunny | 409 | 0.04 | 13 min |
| #4 | Minicafardinhos | 296 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | cr@mé | 88 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaouul | +2.17 | 53 | 52 |
| #2 | F0xy | +2.02 | 54 | 39 |
| #3 | cr@mé | +1.90 | 42 | 39 |
| #4 | CanaBinouZz | +1.05 | 36 | 51 |
| #5 | Bugs Bunny | +0.39 | 41 | 45 |





