








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 961 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5822 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3098 | 15% |
| Smokes | 7541 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 7405 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 2551 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $861,997 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 407 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CanaBinouZz | 52% | 155 |
| #2 | Lily | 51% | 43 |
| #3 | Bugs Bunny | 47% | 205 |
| #4 | Minicafardinhos | 47% | 89 |
| #5 | Mc-Flyng* | 47% | 213 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Lily | 51% | 43 |
| #3 | Bugs Bunny | 47% | 205 |
| #4 | Minicafardinhos | 47% | 89 |
| #5 | Mc-Flyng* | 47% | 213 |
| #6 | Gaouul | 47% | 239 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mc-Flyng* | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Gaouul | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | CanaBinouZz | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Minicafardinhos | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mc-Flyng* | 636 | 0.14 | 17 min |
| #2 | Gaouul | 285 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | Bugs Bunny | 168 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | Minicafardinhos | 108 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | CanaBinouZz | 80 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gaouul | +2.38 | 54 | 53 |
| #2 | cr@mé | +2.01 | 46 | 38 |
| #3 | CanaBinouZz | +0.73 | 36 | 51 |
| #4 | Bugs Bunny | +0.26 | 36 | 44 |
| #5 | Minicafardinhos | -0.92 | 47 | 43 |





